Sex on the brain
Married couples. Whenever I see a lady with a man who is rather overly large and/or has, uh, a pronounced beer belly, I always wonder how on earth they manage to have sex. I get these mental pictures of him flattening her like a pancake or smothering all the breath out of her.
Of course, there are always other positions, but heck, I think most married couples still do the missionary. Not that I know anything about it, of course. I just find it hard to envision them excitedly experimenting. He, especially, looks too comfortable and self-satisfied to go out of his way to try anything out of the ordinary. It’s a gross generalisation based on his appearance, I know, but I can’t help it!
When I see couples allowing their children to sleep in the master bedroom with them, I also wonder how on earth they ever manage to have sex. I think I have sex on the brain.
Ok, I hate to do this to you but…
I know a guy who weighs almost 500 pounds and his wife is almost 300 pounds. I try SO hard not to imagine them having sex! The thought makes me laugh sometimes though.
Comment by MB — July 31, 2005 @ 1:38 am