I can’t believe I’m saying no to sex
I went to see my doctor today about a female problem, of which I shall decline to elaborate further, and she (my doctor) asked whether I had ever had sex before. I felt like a relic of the Stone Age when I had to say no.
My sexual drive is very much alive and kicking, thank you very much. It’s just that I’m one of those people who believes sex has to Mean Something. I mean, I can’t just fuck for the sake of fucking. I’m the stereotypical my-emotions-must-be-involved kind of girl.
I am also very paranoid that I’ll get screwed over (in more ways than one) by some low-life bastard creep who is masquerading as Mr Nice Guy in order to get into my pants. So for my own protection I’ve promised myself I will only ‘do it’ when I’m safely married. That way, if my husband turns out to be a low-life bastard creep who asqueraded as Mr Nice Guy in order to win my affections and my hand, I can nail his ass (as Catherine Zeta-Jones’ character so eloquently put it in Intolerable Cruelty). At least I’ll be able to take him to the cleaners and salvage something out of the whole mess.
Anyway because I am paranoid I have been experiencing great difficulties in locating genuine Mr Nice Guys to marry. Ergo, no sex. (Yet.)
I’ve got a similar problem. Only difference is that I’ve been married and know what I’m missing. Of course, I also know the reality is very different than my pre-marriage imagination.
I recently broke off a relationship with a woman I liked very much because she wanted to get more physical.
Comment by kevin — July 18, 2005 @ 9:33 pm
Hahaha. Gosh. I feel that way too. But sometimes…its so difficult to stop myself when my boyfriend and I gets intimate.
Comment by VaLz — July 19, 2005 @ 6:39 am
“yet” is correct. one day, that bastard is going to make his way into your pants, with you thinking he’s mister right. he’s so suave you’re going to give in, way before you’re ready to be married. well, i may be wrong, so stay strong…
Comment by cccp — July 19, 2005 @ 4:54 pm
Persetubuhan?! … Muahahahahahah!
Comment by bk — July 20, 2005 @ 7:52 am